granted my credentials are falsified but—

 

poorlittlejoseph:

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yeah ok

wow
guess i gotta go fucking find a useless piece of paper 


 

poorlittlejoseph:

in your dreams maybe

do you honestly need to see my phd. 

 

poorlittlejoseph:

11/10 doctors do not recommend 

i was the highest recommended doctor at beacon you don’t know me?? 

 

poorlittlejoseph:

bcrntragedy:

i can probably give you new eyes. 

no thanks i’m good

your loss.
i’m a fantastic surgeon. 

 

poorlittlejoseph:

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hey you can be rude to me, but not to my god daughter

do me a favor, call 1-800-did-i-ask. 

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poorlittlejoseph:

bcrntragedy:

oh waaaah, I couldn’t see, fucking squint like i do. 

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          I DO

i can probably give you new eyes. 

 

sweetflowcr:

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         “AREN’T YOU TWO SUPPOSED TO BE ADULTS?”

@poorlittlejoseph / @bcrntragedy

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aren’t you a child who should mind her business. 

 

poorlittlejoseph:

i couldn’t sEE—which, in retrospect, would’ve been ok when i came across you again

oh waaaah, I couldn’t see, fucking squint like i do. 

 

poorlittlejoseph:

i, unlike you, have glasses to protect me from that 

remember when you almost lost your glasses to my dog, and had to beg your partner to get them so you could feel “normal” or whatever? 

 

YOU'RE MINE.


IND. PVT. SEL.
RUBEN 'RUVIK' VICTORIANO of Tango Gameworks' The Evil Within
As told by mortis